Humorous Quotes from a reader:
1) From now on every international football tournament will need an "official octopus"
2) A golden clog will be created rather than a golden boot. The clog, in response to the Dutch final performance, will go to the most booked player
3) A top university will be asked to create an imperfect ball to imitate the behaviour of a real football
4) A new rule requiring under performing mega star players to forfeit three Porsches and a Ferrari if they do not do well
5) A digital referee will be introduced and each will be equipped with an i-whistle with integrated antenna.
6) Coaches who fail to make mad gestures and show outward signs of extreme emotion will loose their Country’s TV rights
7) Players who paint messages on their chests or tee-shirts will be required to include the FIFA logo in their message
8) The Vuvuzela will not be banned, however it will be re-engineered to make a sound outside of the human auditory range
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